There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at.

You work your butt off and somebody says you can't have your record played because it offends them. Tyrants are made of such stuff.

I realized this is what God has dealt me, and I should be thankful considering all that's happened to me in my life, but MS caused the movies to stop - stop dead - and I miss it.

I bought my parents a home before they died, and they got to see that I was going to be all right. They always thought I would go someplace.

Someone called all the newspapers in New York and told them I'd died. I've been told by almost everyone it was an ex-wife - I've had a few so it's hard to pinpoint which one - but who knows for sure?

I know that if I wasn't scared, something's wrong, because the thrill is what's scary.

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.