Hawaii is the best form of comfort for me. When I die, I want to be cremated, and I want half my ashes spread in the Pacific around the island, the rest on the property.

I bought my parents a home before they died, and they got to see that I was going to be all right. They always thought I would go someplace.

A sold-out house my first night back. Do you have any idea what kinda pressure that is? I could have been at home in my warm bed, playing Nintendo.

I see people as the nucleus of a great idea that hasn't come to be yet.

What I never understand about a hangover is, where does the breath come from? You know what I mean? I mean, is someone shitting in your mouth?

I became a performer because it was what I enjoyed doing.

What I'm saying might be profane, but it's also profound.