Crosses only scare vampires away because they're allergic to bullshit.
There's a lot more hypocrisy than before. Racism has gone back underground.
Have you ever noticed how quiet you get when you go in the woods? It's almost like you know that God's there.
Imagine people calling you to find out if you're dead. I've led a real crazy life at times, and I've had many strange things happen to me, but that was one of the strangest.
If I ain't horny, I check to see if my heart's beatin'.
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.