A lie is profanity. A lie is the worst thing in the world. Art is the ability to tell the truth.

I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety.

Unfortunately, the show's success comes at the expense of its biggest asset -- the comedians themselves.

You can have a film and have 200 white people working on it, and nobody finds anything wrong with that. But if you insist on having a black crew, all of a sudden there's something wrong.

If you ask me about women's lib, I say I don't even know what that is.

I had some great things and I had some bad things. The best and the worst . . . In other words, I had a life.

I'm not for integration and I'm not against it.