There's a lot more hypocrisy than before. Racism has gone back underground.

Unfortunately, the show's success comes at the expense of its biggest asset -- the comedians themselves.

My grandmother used to discipline me, I mean, beat my ass, and I deserved them, too.

There are only two pieces of pussy you're gonna get in your entire life, that's your first and your last.

To be diagnosed was the hardest thing because I didn't know what they were talking about... And the doctor said, Don't worry, in three months you'll know. So I went about my business and then, one day, it jumped me. I couldn't get up... Your muscles trick you; they did me.

What I'm saying might be profane, but it's also profound.

A lie is profanity. A lie is the worst thing in the world. Art is the ability to tell the truth.