Crosses only scare vampires away because they're allergic to bullshit.

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude.

There's nothing worse than being an aging young person.

I realized this is what God has dealt me, and I should be thankful considering all that's happened to me in my life, but MS caused the movies to stop - stop dead - and I miss it.

Now they're calling taking drugs an epidemic - that's cos white folks are doing it.

When I was in Africa, this voice came to me and said, "Richard, what do you see?" I said, "I see all types of people." The voice said, "But do you see any niggers?" I said, "No." It said, "Do you know why? 'Cause there aren't any."

I love show business. I wake up every morning and kiss it.