Crosses only scare vampires away because they're allergic to bullshit.

When that fire hit your ass, it will sober your ass up quick! I saw something, I went, Well, that's a pretty blue. You know what? That looks like... FIRE! Fire is inspirational. They should use it in the Olympics, because I ran the 100 in 4.3.

To be diagnosed was the hardest thing because I didn't know what they were talking about... And the doctor said, Don't worry, in three months you'll know. So I went about my business and then, one day, it jumped me. I couldn't get up... Your muscles trick you; they did me.

I don't want to go through life as a Wonder Wheel murderer!

I bought my parents a home before they died, and they got to see that I was going to be all right. They always thought I would go someplace.

I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, I wanna grow up and be a critic.

I can't just say the words, do a lot of one-liners. I love each person I play; I have to be that person. I have to do him true.