I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, I wanna grow up and be a critic.
He's just always positive. He's always smiling and he's always trying.
Unfortunately, the show's success comes at the expense of its biggest asset -- the comedians themselves.
But for the use of physical punishment by, and fear of their oppressors, animals would never be a part of a circus.
There's nothing worse than being an aging young person.
The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.