What I'm saying might be profane, but it's also profound.

I won't talk about what it was like in prison, except to say I'm glad I'm out and that I plan never to go back and to pay my taxes every day.

Why get killed when you can run ... your ego will heal much faster than a broken jaw.

Hawaii is the best form of comfort for me. When I die, I want to be cremated, and I want half my ashes spread in the Pacific around the island, the rest on the property.

Sure, I have friends, plenty of friends, and they all come around wantin' to borrow money. I've always been generous with my friends and family, with money, but selfish with the important stuff like love.

Who you gonna believe-me or your lying eyes?

What I am for is justice for everyone, just like it says in the Constitution.