I live in racist America and I'm uneducated, yet a lot of people love me and like what I do, and I can make a living from it. You can't do much better than that.

What I'm saying might be profane, but it's also profound.

Why get killed when you can run ... your ego will heal much faster than a broken jaw.

What I never understand about a hangover is, where does the breath come from? You know what I mean? I mean, is someone shitting in your mouth?

If I thought about it, I could be bitter, but I don't feel like being bitter. Being bitter makes you immobile, and there's too much that I still want to do.

I wanna grow up and be a critic.

I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, I wanna grow up and be a critic.