You have to have lived some life. You've got to have paid some dues.

I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour.

When you're running down the street on fire, people get out of your way!

The way I see it, the earth is going to be here after we're dead and gone. Even if it's a polluted planet, and they messed it up. Where do they go from here - to another planet so they can mess that up too?

I wanna grow up and be a critic.

What I'm saying might be profane, but it's also profound.

I was a loner and never hung out with anyone. I never had any friends.