Movies are movies, and I don't think any of them are going to hurt the moral fiber of America and all that nonsense.

I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, I wanna grow up and be a critic.

I know that if I wasn't scared, something's wrong, because the thrill is what's scary.

What I am for is justice for everyone, just like it says in the Constitution.

I don't want them hip white people coming up to me and calling me no n - - or telling me n - - jokes. I don't like it.

I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety.

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.