I realized this is what God has dealt me, and I should be thankful considering all that's happened to me in my life, but MS caused the movies to stop - stop dead - and I miss it.

There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at.

Even when I was a little kid, I always said I would be in the movies one day, and damned if I didn't make it.

A lie is profanity. A lie is the worst thing in the world. Art is the ability to tell the truth.

I'm not for integration and I'm not against it.

It's so much easier for me to talk about my life in front of two thousand people than it is one-to-one. I'm a real defensive person, because if you were sensitive in my neighborhood you were something to eat.

What I never understand about a hangover is, where does the breath come from? You know what I mean? I mean, is someone shitting in your mouth?