Friends take up time, and I didn't have time.
I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star.
Hawaii is the best form of comfort for me. When I die, I want to be cremated, and I want half my ashes spread in the Pacific around the island, the rest on the property.
If I ain't horny, I check to see if my heart's beatin'.
There's nothing worse than being an aging young person.
But for the use of physical punishment by, and fear of their oppressors, animals would never be a part of a circus.