I urge you to ask yourself just how honorable it is to preside over the abuse and suffering of animals.

I believe the ability to think is blessed. If you can think about a situation, you can deal with it. The big struggle is to keep your head clear enough to think.

I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour.

I don't want to go through life as a Wonder Wheel murderer!

I bought my parents a home before they died, and they got to see that I was going to be all right. They always thought I would go someplace.

I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.

I had some great things and I had some bad things. The best and the worst . . . In other words, I had a life.