Ninety percent of people who lose weight gain it back. It's very sad.

When I was younger, I ate nothing but fried food. Everything was fried, from oysters to chicken to potatoes to vegetables. When you die in New Orleans, they deep fry you before they put you in the coffin. When we baptize children in New Orleans, we baptize them with a bordelaise sauce; we don't use water.

If anyone's depressed for any reason, whether a relationship has fallen apart or they're having money problems, wearing feathered wings and a tutu takes you into a whole other world. A whole new woooooorld, a world of bright and shining stars!

I put a spell on people so they don't know they're working out... An enchanting spell, where they just don't think about it, or over think it, and then at the end they go, 'Wow, I feel good.'

Every morning when I get up, I ask God what he wants me to do, ask him to lead me to the right people to help them.

My persona has always been what a man was never supposed to be. Outrageous, gregarious, crazy, silly, funny.

I'm the clown you take out of the box and wind up when you need a good laugh. And then, when you're done with me, I go back in my box.