I put a spell on people so they don't know they're working out... An enchanting spell, where they just don't think about it, or over think it, and then at the end they go, 'Wow, I feel good.'

My nickname is Dickie Jukebox.

When you gain weight, for every pound that you gain, it adds four pounds of stress on your knees. So if you gain five pounds, you've got 20 pounds of stress on your knees. So that's why I'm extremely careful with my portions and my workout, because I can't be overweight.

Comedy, not screaming at someone, can make someone lift their legs higher. There is a way to do a push-up and a sit-up, and it doesn't have to be so complicated. Everyone is putting a difficult twist to it and making you do way too much.

Everything I did with my life I did so that I could give my parents everything they didn't have because of me.

Yeah, but I do call them back and follow up. Most people talk at overweight people, I talk with them.

Every morning when I get up, I ask God what he wants me to do, ask him to lead me to the right people to help them.