When the king gets depressed, he doesn't call for his wife. He doesn't call for the cook. He calls for the court jester.
Richard SimmonsWe overweight people, we say terrible things to ourselves. Oh, you wouldn't believe it. 'You fat pig. How can you do this? You're a disgusting jerk.' And that gets you nowhere. That gets you right back into a bowl of pasta fregula.
Richard SimmonsMy persona has always been what a man was never supposed to be. Outrageous, gregarious, crazy, silly, funny.
Richard Simmons