Anytime I see someone blocking the aisle in the supermarket while talking on a phone, I want to ram that person with my shopping cart.
Richard TurnerI'm a woofer, not a tweeter; a writer, not a telegrapher; an essayist, not an aphorist.
Richard TurnerMudslinging - In politics, anything bad the opponent says about our candidate; in contrast, when our candidate does this, it is called 'making a good point.
Richard TurnerWarranty ย A notice telling the buyer when the product that was just purchased will no longer function.
Richard Turner