Anytime I see someone blocking the aisle in the supermarket while talking on a phone, I want to ram that person with my shopping cart.
Richard TurnerGrammar Checker โ A software program that is not needed by those who know grammar and virtually useless for those who donโt.
Richard TurnerSpeed Limit โ A sign that tells you at what speed the car that's rapidly fading from view in your rearview mirror is going; a law that provides the sole means of support for many small-town police departments.
Richard TurnerSelf-Checkout Line ย The place where customers of an establishment become unpaid employees of the establishment.
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