Mudslinging - In politics, anything bad the opponent says about our candidate; in contrast, when our candidate does this, it is called 'making a good point.
Richard TurnerWarranty A notice telling the buyer when the product that was just purchased will no longer function.
Richard TurnerAnytime I see someone blocking the aisle in the supermarket while talking on a phone, I want to ram that person with my shopping cart.
Richard TurnerSelf-Checkout Line The place where customers of an establishment become unpaid employees of the establishment.
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