You're a Demigod Percy, half god and half mortal!

Part of their problem was Percy. He fought like a demon, whirling through the defender's ranks in a completely unorthodox style, rolling under their feet, slashing with his sword instead of stabbing like a Roman would, whacking campers with the flat of his blade, and generally causing mass panic.

Sorry we’re late,” Jason said. “Is this the guy who needs killing?

I try very hard to be annoying. Don’t insult my ability to annoy.

Being turned into a lizard can really mess up your day.

She grabbed his face and pulled him into a kiss, which effectively shut him up.

Dreams like a podcast, Downloading truth in my ears. They tell me cool stuff." "Apollo?" I guess, because I figured nobody else could make a haiku that bad. He put his finger to his lips. "I'm incognito. Call me Fred." "A god named Fred?