Now fight me! For today thee House of Hades will be called the saviors of Olympus.

The world may need fixing, but it's worth preserving.

That was so completely unfair that I told Tantalus to go chase a donut, which didn't help his mood.

Lord Bacchus, do you remember me? I helped you with that missing leopard in Sonoma." Bacchus scratched his stubbly chin. "Ah... yes. John Green." "Jason Grace." "Whatever," the god said.

I gave her my deluxe I'll-Kill-You-Later stare.

For thousands of years, you humans have been throwing in everything as you come across--hopes, dreams, wishes that never came true. Irresponsible waste management, if you ask me.

I should’ve been very cross with Anubis. Kissing me without permission—the nerve!