If I've got the powers of a god, then why am I so..." "Lame?" Sadie suggested. "Shut up," I said.
Rick RiordanAll [Sadieโs] previous attempts [of making a shabti (an Egyptian avatar of oneโs self)] had exploded or gone haywire, terrorizing Khufu and the initiates. Last week sheโd created a magical Thermos with googly eyes that levitated around the room, yelling, โExterminate! Exterminate!โ until it smacked me in the head.
Rick RiordanTwo hundred Romans, and no oneโs got a pen? Never mind!" He slung his M16 onto his back and pulled out a hand grenade. There were many screaming Romans. Then the hand grenade morphed into a ballpoint pen, and Mars began to write. Frank looked at Percy with wide eyes. He mouthed: Can your sword do grenade form? Percy mouthed back, No. Shut up.
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