I should throw you off this building minus the flying horse and see how heroic you sound on the way down.

I was wondering how you got all that out of a single moooooo

Come on," I said. "I've got some questions for Thoth. And then I'm going to punch him in the beak.

Behold!" Percy shouted. "The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!

Be careful of love. It'll twist your brain around and leave you thinking up is down and right is wrong.

He was making a brave attempt, but Jason could see the sadness lingering in his eyes. Something had happened to him... something to do with Calypso.

And if I was humming "Happy Birthday" and smiling stupidly as I fled for my life—well, that was nobody's business, was it?