Coach Hedge grumbled as he tended their wounds. “How come I never get invited on these violent trips?

The world will fall, the gods will die, and I will never achieve a perfect score on this stupid machine. -Dionysus

Their goal was in sight. They had a Titan with a very loud kitten on their side. That had to count for something.

[My mom's] funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it's her way of saying anything is possible. Percy can pass seventh grade. Waffles can be blue. Little miracles like that.

Felix believed that the answer to every problem involved penguins; but it wasn't fair to birds, and I was getting tired of teleporting them back home. Somewhere in Antarctica, a whole flock of Magellanic penguins were undergoing psychotherapy.

What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.

But how did you know where we were?" Annabeth asked. Advanced planning, my dear. I figured you would wash up near Miami if you made it out of the Sea of Monsters alive. Almost everything strange washes up near Miami.