I don’t leave her speechless very often. I have to enjoy those rare moments.

It's natural to feel fear. All great warriors are afraid. Only the stupid and the delusional are not.

But how do we even get to the land of the dead?” I asked. “I mean…without dying.

i held it up, and tried to channel happy dog thoughts toward Cerberus- Alpo commercials, cute little puppies, fire hydrants.

I imagined loading the God of the Sea into a taxi and taking him to the Upper East Side.

Frank imitated the voice of Vitellius: 'They're wimps! Back in my day, we died all the time, and we liked it!

Fairness does not mean everyone gets the same. Fairness means everyone gets what they need.