How did you die?" "We er....drowned in a bathtub." "All three of you?" "It was a big bathtub.

Nico started to crawl away, groaning. Percy wanted him to move faster and groan less. He considered throwing his wonder bread at him.

Lots of death, huh? Personally, I'm trying to avoid lots of death, but you guys have fun!

The forge looked like a steam-powered locomotive had smashed into the Greek Parthenon and they had fused together.

But... you're still getting married?" Grover sounded hurt. "Who's the bride?" Ploypemus looked toward the boiling pot. Clarisse made a strangled sound. "Oh, no! You can't be serious. I'm not-

If you're heading downtown from Centeral Park, my advice is to take the subway. Flying pigs are faster but way more dangerous

Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades.