Far, far below, red liquid bubbled. Blood? Lava? Evil ketchup? None of the posibilities were good.

Piper, you’re the strongest, most powerful beauty queen I’ve ever met. You can trust yourself. For what it’s worth, you can trust me too.

Normally my sister, Sadie, or some of our other initiates from Brooklyn House would've come with me. But they were all at the First Nome, in Egypt, for a weeklong training session on controlling cheese demons(yes, they're a real thing; believe me, you don't want to know)

I know, I'm an idiot!" Leo moaned. "A brilliant idiot, but still an idiot.

My dear, I'm a cat. Everything I see is mine.

Nico started to crawl away, groaning. Percy wanted him to move faster and groan less. He considered throwing his wonder bread at him.

What colors are the eyes of Anubis?" "Brown...Duh.