I got ready for bed and crawled in. The covers were comfortable and warm, but the pillow was just too weird. It gave me neck cramps, so I put it on the floor and went to sleep without it. My first big mistake.

I’m a cat. I respect the sanctity of sleep.

Hold up," Leo said. "You guys lost a dragon? A Real full size dragon?

A hero can go anywhere, challenge anyone, as long as he has the nerve.

You, sir, are a ray of sunshine. -Percy Jackson

Jumping out a window five hundred feet above ground is not usually my idea of fun. Especially when I'm wearing bronze wings and flapping my arms like a duck.

It is true that I once refused to eat haggis in Scotland and this did not sit well with the local population.