What’s the point of being a magician if you can’t wave your wand and make the people you care about feel better?

Hey, moose!” I screamed. The Set animal locked its glowing eyes one me. Well done! Horus said. Now we’ll both die with honor! Shut up, I thought.

Shut up, me" Leo said out loud. "What?" Piper asked. "Nothing," he said. "Long night. I think I'm hallucinating. It's cool.

I haven't devoured a soul in...What month is this? March?

But how did you know where we were?" Annabeth asked. Advanced planning, my dear. I figured you would wash up near Miami if you made it out of the Sea of Monsters alive. Almost everything strange washes up near Miami.

Our problems started in Dallas, when the fire-breathing sheep destroyed the King Tut exhibit.

Swords can’t solve every problem.