Don't ever humiliate a man. If you're gonna have to dress him out, you take him aside and do it that way. That's the one thing I don't like about Hollywood: They go in for public humiliation. You shouldn't do that to a man.

I honor religion except when it gets into shedding blood.

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it’s sterile and I like the taste.

I think most actors are shy. I really do. The greatest actors can disappear. I had friends call me the Blend-In Man.

Never think you're better than anyone else, but don't let anyone treat you like you're worse than they are.

I've got two old Volvos, two old Subarus, and an old Ford Ranger. If you've got an old car, you've gotta have at least several old cars, 'cause one's always gonna be in the garage.