If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

If you're lucky enough to have a pretty girl love you and share herself and sleep with you, make that your secret. The best way to spoil love is by talking to too many people about it.

Never think you're better than anyone else, but don't let anyone treat you like you're worse than they are.

You can never turn your back on the ocean.

Be your own politics, grow your own garden, and maybe you can help out more.

Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it’s sterile and I like the taste.

I honor religion except when it gets into shedding blood.