No animal on the face of the earth could conceive of taxation. You and I work roughly six months a year to pay our local, state and federal taxes. If nothing else, this should convince you that animals are smarter than people.

Today we live in a society suffering from ethical rickets.

Would it upset men if they found out we weren't different? Are we? Aren't we? Damned if I know.

I think gay people are like blondes: There're fewer of them but they have more fun.

Femininity and masculinity are social constructs. Female and male are biological. We don't have to learn to be men or women but we do have to learn to be ladies and gentlemen.

One must fight for a life of action, not reaction.

Never let money control you. I'd rather see someone spend every red cent and relish his/her life than scrimp, obsess, and pinch the pennies. There's something repugnant about a person who centers his life around money.