Hollywood called just as I crested thirty. My novels did not and still do not interest them, but my writing ability did.

Women need to feel loved and men need to feel needed.

My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those women out there praying for a man, and I'm giving them my share.

Two wrongs don't make a right. No, but three will get you back on the freeway!

Consider the "new" woman. She's trying to be Pollyanna Borgia, clearly a conflict of interest. She's supposed to be a ruthless winner at work and a bundle of nurturing sweetness at home.

I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.

A deadline is negative inspiration. Still, it's better than no inspiration at all.