Monogamy is contrary to nature but necessary for the greater social good.

Sport strips away personality, letting the white bone of character shine through. Sport gives players an opportunity to know and test themselves.

Gossip is irresponsible communication.

Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.

We animals live life in all its glorious uncertainty. Why do politicians think they can control events?

Aunt Mimi possessed a horror of silence, which she battled with endless chat. The Typhoid Mary of the Telephone started her calls at 6:30 each morning.

Normal is the average of deviance.