Alcohol is an allergy of the body and an obsession of the mind.

Unfortunately, Susan didn't remember what Jane Fulton once said, 'Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

It's a big jump from smart to motherwit.

Why marry a woman if you're going to betray her, and if you're going to betray her, why beat her? The fault is not hers ... I sometimes think the worst we do, we do behind closed doors.

Possession of a secret is no guarantee of its truth.

Cats and dogs believe politicians are like cemetery caregivers; they are on top of everyone, but nobody listens.

You can't be truly rude until you understand good manners.