Alcohol is an allergy of the body and an obsession of the mind.

Leroy bet me I couldn't find a pot of gold at the end, and I told him that was a stupid bet because the rainbow was enough.

Self-pity is the simplest luxury.

Loving's pretty easy. It's letting someone love you that's hard.

Never underestimate the power of self-absorption, including your parents' self-absorption.

Consider the "new" woman. She's trying to be Pollyanna Borgia, clearly a conflict of interest. She's supposed to be a ruthless winner at work and a bundle of nurturing sweetness at home.

About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people will love you for you. Most will love you for what you can do for them, and some won't like you at all.