Dying's not so bad. At least I won't have to answer the telephone.
Two wrongs don't make a right. No, but three will get you back on the freeway!
Never, ever underestimate your readers. Everything you do registers.
The owner of Mojo's was a suicide blonde, dyed by her own hand.
One thing Mom taught me, "You're going to be dead a long time, so do it now!"
As a woman, I find it very embarrassing to be in a meeting and realize I'm the only one in the room with balls.