The reward for conformity is that everyone likes you but yourself.

I am a comic writer, which means I get to slay the dragons, and shoot the bull.

Divorce: fission after fusion.

I had to learn the image is not the word, which is a jolt for a literary soul. But it has served me well in terms of understanding plot, in terms of watching actors develop characters.

If Michaelangelo were a heterosexual, the Sistine Chapel would have been painted basic white and with a roller.

Familiarity breeds consent.

Death is a greatly overrated experience. I hated Mother's and I'm not looking forward to my own. Apart from the sorrow there are the bills to be paid. Nobody dies for free.