If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.
I've met many irresponsible people in my life but never an irresponsible cat.
Once you know what women are like, men get kind of boring. I'm not trying to put them down, I mean I like them sometimes as people, but sexually they're dull.
Political elections are not life and death.
Dying's not so bad. At least I won't have to answer the telephone.
Never hope for it more than you work for it.