I'm not a person who worries too much about what I've done.

I earned two Emmy nominations for writing, and two of the shows I had written were nominated for best in their category.

Adjectives are the curse of America.

Cats and dogs believe politicians are like cemetery caregivers; they are on top of everyone, but nobody listens.

The only good thing ever done by a committee was the King James version.

My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those women out there praying for a man, and I'm giving them my share.

Life is too short to be miserable.