It really doesn't take brains to be a politician as much as it takes stomach. Both would be nice, but in America we have accepted diminishing returns in this arena.

Normal is the average of deviance.

I believe you are your work. Don't trade the stuff of your life, time, for nothing more than dollars. That's a rotten bargain.

American hunting is quite different from English hunting because we don't hunt to kill. Even if I wanted to kill a fox, I couldn't. They're too smart and they have too many ways to escape me, whereas they don't in England.

the reason for revolution is so the good things in life circulate.

I am a comic writer, which means I get to slay the dragons, and shoot the bull.

When I got [my] library card, that was when my life began.