Never let money control you. I'd rather see someone spend every red cent and relish his/her life than scrimp, obsess, and pinch the pennies. There's something repugnant about a person who centers his life around money.

Today we live in a society suffering from ethical rickets.

I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.

Anyone of my generation who trusts government probably has an I.Q. that would make a good golf score.

Tennis is physical chess.

Once you know what women are like, men get kind of boring. I'm not trying to put them down, I mean I like them sometimes as people, but sexually they're dull.

I've met many irresponsible people in my life but never an irresponsible cat.