He tried to drown his troubles but they knew how to swim.
It's an act of faith to be a writer in a postliterate world.
Sex is a pleasurable exercise in plumbing, but be careful or you'll get yeast in your drain tap.
Normal is the average of deviance.
The only good thing ever done by a committee was the King James version.
I can only say I wish I had slept with everyone I am accused of.