Never let anyone or any social attitude stand in the way of your productivity.

Sorrow is how we learn to love. Your heart isn't breaking. It hurts because it's getting larger. The larger it gets, the more love it holds.

Whenever I doubt the existence of God or the Goddess, I look at horses. Only God could have made a horse.

Language is the road map of a culture. It tells you where its people come from and where they are going.

I earned two Emmy nominations for writing, and two of the shows I had written were nominated for best in their category.

I can only say I wish I had slept with everyone I am accused of.

So much of life is happenstance. It makes me laugh when I go to a bookstore and see all those titles about controlling your life. You're lucky if you can control your bladder.