Death is a greatly overrated experience. I hated Mother's and I'm not looking forward to my own. Apart from the sorrow there are the bills to be paid. Nobody dies for free.

I don't expect executives to be creative but I do expect them to have courage.

Put your money in your head, that way no one can take it from you.

I don't want to die. I think death is a greatly overrated experience.

I think the reason I choose the comic approach so often is because it's harder, therefore affording me the opportunity to show off.

Tennis is physical chess.

Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.