I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

What happens to children and families today who sit around the television? They're watching made-up stories. It's not their experience and it's not truly shared. A human being must learn at a very young age how to connect to other human beings. Our technologies are driving us apart, only connecting us in terms of information, not in terms of emotions.

There are more differences between poor people than between middle-class people.

Whoever heard of a neurotic frog? Where do humans get off thinking they're the pinnacle of evolution?

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

I don't believe in straight or gay. I really don't. I think we're all degrees of bisexual.