I am a comic writer, which means I get to slay the dragons, and shoot the bull.

It really doesn't take brains to be a politician as much as it takes stomach. Both would be nice, but in America we have accepted diminishing returns in this arena.

If you like my novels, I commend your good taste.

Do not judge. Never presume to judge another human being anyway. That's up to heaven.

About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people will love you for you. Most will love you for what you can do for them, and some won't like you at all.

One must fight for a life of action, not reaction.

He tried to drown his troubles but they knew how to swim.