If you don't like my book, write your own. If you don't think you can write a novel, that ought to tell you something. If you think you can, do. No excuses. If you still don't like my novel, find a book you do like. Life is too short to be miserable. If you do like my novels, I commend your good taste.

In America the word revolutionary is used to sell pantyhose.

Cats and dogs believe politicians are like cemetery caregivers; they are on top of everyone, but nobody listens.

If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

It's a big jump from smart to motherwit.

Lesbianism, politically organized, is the greatest threat that exists to male supremacy.

Creative people do not belong in the university because the process is antithetical to the analytical process so necessary for proper scholarship.