Golf is an expensive way to make yourself miserable.

Self-pity is the simplest luxury.

Pain isn't always the enemy.

My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those women out there praying for a man, and I'm giving them my share.

The last thing I have to say is that ice is the past tense of water. I've always wanted to write that sentence and now I have.

If you're afraid to die, you're afraid to live. You can't have one without the other.

Today we live in a society suffering from ethical rickets.