Sex is a pleasurable exercise in plumbing, but be careful or you'll get yeast in your drain tap.

I believe you are your work. Don't trade the stuff of your life, time, for nothing more than dollars. That's a rotten bargain.

It's still easier to take a blow from outside than it is to be disgusted with myself for not taking a stand. I don't know how people can live and not fight back but apparently millions do. They must hate themselves.

Lesbianism, politically organized, is the greatest threat that exists to male supremacy.

Never measure literature by accounting statistics. A quarter of working authors earn less than $1,000.

I hate the telephone. I think the lowest circle of hell is reserved for Alexander Graham Bell.

Every day you're alive and someone loves you is a miracle.