An army of lovers shall not fail.
The reward for conformity is that everyone likes you but yourself.
Trouble is said to be good for an artist's soul but almost never is.
The only merciful thing about drug abuse is the speed with which it devastates you. Alcoholics can take decades to destroy themselves and everyone they touch. The drug addict can accomplish this in a year or two. Of course, suicide is even more efficient.
Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.