Sex is a pleasurable exercise in plumbing, but be careful or you'll get yeast in your drain tap.

Put your money in your head, that way no one can take it from you.

Content without style is propaganda or adolescence. Style without content is decadence.

Dean: Don't you find that somewhat of an aberration? Doesn't this disturb you my dear? After all, it's not normal. Molly: I know it's not normal for people in this world to be happy, and I'm happy.

Tragedy massages the human ego even as comedy deflates it. ... Tragedy pits us against large foes and the trip wire is our own character. ... In comedy we fall afoul of one another. Comedy depends on social life, on our behavior in groups. In tragedy you can observe one human against the gods. In comedy it's one human versus other humans and often one man (or woman if I'm writing it) against her own worst impulses.

Money and writing appear to be mutually exclusive.

He unzipped his pants and his brains fell out.