We animals live life in all its glorious uncertainty. Why do politicians think they can control events?

Adjectives are the curse of America.

Pornography exists for the lonesome, the ugly, the fearful - it's made for the losers.

No animal on the face of the earth could conceive of taxation. You and I work roughly six months a year to pay our local, state and federal taxes. If nothing else, this should convince you that animals are smarter than people.

I believe you are your work. Don't trade the stuff of your life, time, for nothing more than dollars. That's a rotten bargain.

If Michaelangelo were a heterosexual, the Sistine Chapel would have been painted basic white and with a roller.

I believe that we often disguise pain through ritual and it may be the only solace we have.