Divorce: fission after fusion.

So much of life is happenstance. It makes me laugh when I go to a bookstore and see all those titles about controlling your life. You're lucky if you can control your bladder.

The last thing I have to say is that ice is the past tense of water. I've always wanted to write that sentence and now I have.

So often the truth is told with hate, and lies are told with love.

Whoever heard of a neurotic frog? Where do humans get off thinking they're the pinnacle of evolution?

Never, ever underestimate your readers. Everything you do registers.

... I distrust manifest knowledge.