I believe in a lively disrespect for most forms of authority.
I can only say I wish I had slept with everyone I am accused of.
Self-pity is the simplest luxury.
Two wrongs don't make a right. No, but three will get you back on the freeway!
piety is like garlic: a little goes a long way.
Leroy bet me I couldn't find a pot of gold at the end, and I told him that was a stupid bet because the rainbow was enough.