Anyone of my generation who trusts government probably has an I.Q. that would make a good golf score.

Death is a greatly overrated experience. I hated Mother's and I'm not looking forward to my own. Apart from the sorrow there are the bills to be paid. Nobody dies for free.

many lesbians were so far in the closet they were in danger of being mistaken for garment bags.

If you're afraid to die, you're afraid to live. You can't have one without the other.

Writers will happen in the best of families.

I have finally figured out that the purpose of life is to enjoy it.

Money and writing appear to be mutually exclusive.