Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.

Two wrongs don't make a right. No, but three will get you back on the freeway!

There are more differences between poor people than between middle-class people.

I love literature, the English language and storytelling. I also have thirty horses and seventy foxhounds to feed.

Cats and dogs believe politicians are like cemetery caregivers; they are on top of everyone, but nobody listens.

Tragedy massages the human ego even as comedy deflates it. ... Tragedy pits us against large foes and the trip wire is our own character. ... In comedy we fall afoul of one another. Comedy depends on social life, on our behavior in groups. In tragedy you can observe one human against the gods. In comedy it's one human versus other humans and often one man (or woman if I'm writing it) against her own worst impulses.

In America the word revolutionary is used to sell pantyhose.