I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.
Mother believed in enjoying herself. Aunt Mimi believed in enjoying herself, then feeling guilty about it.
Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.
Whenever I doubt the existence of God or the Goddess, I look at horses. Only God could have made a horse.
Gambling operates under the premise that greed can be satisfied by luck.
The dead are the only people to have permanent dwellings.