I hate the telephone. I think the lowest circle of hell is reserved for Alexander Graham Bell.

Femininity and masculinity are social constructs. Female and male are biological. We don't have to learn to be men or women but we do have to learn to be ladies and gentlemen.

Anyone of my generation who trusts government probably has an I.Q. that would make a good golf score.

Humor comes from self-confidence.

Women who love women are Lesbians. Men, because they can only think of women in sexual terms, define Lesbian as sex between women.

Never let anyone or any social attitude stand in the way of your productivity.

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.